My freeview box is haunted.
My freeview box is haunted.
There's a ghost in the toaster.
The microwave's possessed.
I think the kettle's coming closer.
The monster beneath the bed
Is scared of the curtains,
Says they're out to get him,
He's absolutely certain.
When I got up this morning,
The ghoul was in my shower.
He was dreadfully sorry,
But he needed one more hour.
It's all my fault really,
I brought home just one cursed coaster.
Now my microwave's possessed,
And there's a ghost in the toaster.
Day 6 of my #Inktober poetry challenge, and it's a silly one today. If you like it, let me know and feel free to share!
Brilliant. The monster under the bed/Is scared of the curtains...😂
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